In conversation with a poorly four year old:
Pickle: Mummy, am i sick because i ate too much?
Me: No, it’s because you’ve got a bug. It’s not your fault.
Pickle: Can i have a glass of water?
One minute later, whilst gulping down the glass of water
Me: Slow down.
Pickle: I’m trying to drink all this water to wash away the ant.
Me: Not that kind of bug.